Tennis anyone?

shipocalypse:

siamesecats:

ok

This popped up on my dash while my mother was around and she looked at me and was like, “This is the website you spend all day on.”

Yes, mother. Yes it is.

siamesecats:

ok

This popped up on my dash while my mother was around and she looked at me and was like, “This is the website you spend all day on.”

Yes, mother. Yes it is.

superficialryne:

This is terrifying.

Spike: What are you doing,Dru?

Drusilla: I’m naming the stars.

Spike: But it’s daytime, and we’re inside.

Drusilla: I can see them. But they’re all named the same thing, and there’s terrible confusion.

Also, I’m very thorough when I prove a point.

Just as a note to all:

Just because I have no particular passion does not mean I’m depressed. Just because I’m not interested in one particular subject or ideal does not mean I have complete apathy towards everything. I may not always choose one thing, but I still have likes and dislikes. Depressed people have complete apathy.

In 90 minutes I made a Jesuit want to kill me.

He also thinks I have an emotional problem or I’m a sociopath.

This weekend I’m writing a letter.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

You know what Jay-Z said when he dropped out of AP history junior year?

I’ve got 99 problems but APUSH ain’t one.

Few things are as annoying as sitting and trying to watch the campfire while periodically someone dumps dirt on your leg with no prior aggravation.

Or poking you with a shap pine needle, or in an other’s case, getting water poured on you.

pandamoniumbear:

the last one though

Swing dancing is fun.

Also, I’m now allergic to strawberries.